To start; speak to Queen Ellamaria in the "dead" garden in the Varrock Garden at the Castle
Requirements;
Levels - 25 Farming
Quests - Creature of Fenkenstrain -- good to have done some prior quests to know the answers to the quiz.
Items; ,
Farming Equipment (store in the Leprechauns); a plant pot, seed dibber, rake, watering can, trowler, Secateurs, 5 compost, 2 plant cure,
Other; Ring of Charos, a hammer, a rune essence,
Seeds: a marigold seed, 3 onion seeds, 3 cabbage seeds, a mortar and pestle, a fishing rod,
Items Recom; Teleports! Falador, Varrock, Ectophial, Ammy of Glory...
A Delightful Start;
There is no one in RuneScape as pleasant as Queen Ellamaria of Varrock! And after a pleasent conversation with her agree to help this being whom you'd never seem to find yourself helping out! She will give you a list of seeds to get, and tell you to speak to the Wise Old Man to learn the act of persuasion.
A Quiz;
Talk to the Wise Old Man he will talk to you then give you a small quiz.
Answers:
1) Fighting Goblins -- Show them a Range of Colours of Armour
2) Drunken Dwarf Gift -- Take the kebab, though you do not need it
3) Do you enjoy Farming? -- It is unquestionably awesome ;)
4) Golden Helm -- Wear the helmet and go into the cannon
5) PKing -- PKmaster is the greatest!
6) Queen Ellamaria Quest -- I love the monarchy!
7) Bank Robbery -- I'll let you know!
Now he will enchant your Ring of Charos and activate the persuasion within! (your Ring of Charos is now Ring of Charos (a))
;;Gathering the Seeds;;
*Note... You can go to a different person for different seeds while plants are growing
Also, always use the (charm) option -- except for two people (see in guide)
Delphiniums;
Talk to Elstand who is at the South-of-Falador Farming Patch. He will give you Delphiniums for some Marigolds, grow some Marigolds and give them to him when they are done, he will give you Delphiniums.
Orchids;
Go to Lyra who is West of Port Phasmatys (teleporting to Ectophial quickest way) Use the charm option and she will ask for onions. Grow some onions - don't pick them - and get the Orchid Seeds from her.
Roses;
Head to the Monastary and use the Charm Option on Fr. Althric. He will tell you to throw that cursed ring down the Edgeville Well - go to Edgeville and do so. Now return to him and he will allow you to pick some rose seeds - get the white, red, and pink! Return to the Edgeville Well and fish for your Ring of Charos (a). - people were watching me wondering what was going on heh
Snowdrops;
Head to Kragen, north of East Ardougne, he will want some Cabbages; plant and tend to them until they are grown then when they are he will give you the SnowDrop seeds
Vines;
Talk to Bernald in Burthrope, next to the pub and he will tell you the plants have died. Charm your way to him agreeing to give you some if you fix the problem. Now use your Plant Cure on it. it has no effect. Bernald will send you to Taverly.
Speak to Alain the Druid Gardener at the patch and do NOT use the charm option... he will tell you to use your hammer with the rune ess then grind up rune ess. with pestle and mortar Use this with the plant cure, now cure the vines
White Tree;
Head to Catherby and near the Gardening path to the SE speak to Dantaera and she will tell you that the last white tree is on Ice Mountain. Head to Ice Mountain (telly to Falador and head N-NE-then NW before the Monastery) and cut a piece of the tree using your Secateurs
Put the shoot into a plant pot and water it.
Now head back to the Garden and plant all your seeds, the Queen will now ask you to get a Saradomin and King Statue.
Statue Stealing
Sardomin-- Head to Falador and use the trolley with the Statue after a cut scene push the trolley to the North and you will be teleported to Varrock, now push the statue into the garden and put the statue on the Empty Plinith
The King-- Head to Lumbridge and use the trolley with a statue at the gate of the castle, push this over the bridge and you will be teleported to Varrock, now push the statue into the garden and put the statue on the Empty Plinith
Once everything is ready to be shown off to the..show off, talk to the Queen she will now ask you for another thing: her husband, another enjoyable, kind guy who appreciates everyone's hard work! After the cut scene of the Queen showing the king everything she's..you've done you'll be rewarded.
Reward;
5k Farming
1 Apple tree seed
1 Acorn
5 Guam seeds
1 Super Compost Potion (4)
Ring of Charos (a) which can lower the price of stuff, like carpet rides, mining carts, boat rides etc... Make sure to Charm the people
Items needed: 2 raw sardines, a bucket of milk, doogle leaves (behind Gertrude's house) and 100gp.
Start Location: S-West of Varrock's west bank south of the Juliet's House
Quest Walkthrough:
Starting Out: Talk to Gertrude she will tell you to talk to her sons.
Shilop and Wilough: After speaking with Gertrude go east into Varrock Square. Find Shilop and Wilough, and talk to one of them say that you will give them 100gp if they tell you where there' secret playground is.
Fluffs: Go to the Lumberyard, (west of the Jolly Boar inn a little north of Varrock - it's also near the Wilderness). When you're in the Lumberyard, go to the middle of it and go up the ladder, upstairs you will see Fluffs. Try to pick her up, she will scratch you, now use your milk on her, now try to pick her up the same thing will happen now use your sardine with her she doesnt want it.
Gertrude: Go back to Gertrude, and talk to her say that Fluffs wont come, she will say that she likes doogle leave season on her fish. Go to the back of Gertrudes house and get some doogle leaves, use the doogle leaves with the sardine.
Getting Fluffs back: Now go back to the lumberyard and go upstairs where Fluffs is and use the seasoned sardine with Fluffs. It will say you hear kittens in the distance. go down the ladder and search the crates until you find Fluffs kitten (the only kitten you find). Once you have found her kitten then go back up the ladder and use Fluffs kitten with her, and Fluffs and her kitten will go back to Gertrude. Go back to Gertrude and talk to her to get your reward.
Reward: A chocolate cake, 1525 Cooking exp, a stew, a kitten, and 1 quest point!
To start: talk to Velorine in Port Phasmatys
Requirements:
Quests: Restless Ghost, Priest In Peril
Levels: 25 Agility, 20 Cooking
Boss(es): Giant Lobster (32)
To enter the Port bring: ten bones, ten buckets and ten pots.
Items: Amulet of Ghostspeak (keep on at all times), Items listed above, needle and thread, ingredients for nettle tea: nettles, cup of hot water, milk (make this in Draynor to save time if desired), silk, a knife, oak longbow, around 300 gp, 3 of each dye (blue, yellow and red) just to be safe!, spade
Entering the Port:
To begin the quest you must worship the Ectofuncus to enter the Port and talk to Velorina.
Enter the large circular building and climb down the trapdoor (make sure you have the items above: buckets, pots and bones!) now Gather some Slime in your Buckets. Now headback upstairs.
Once at the main floor head upstairs again and use the bones on the bone grinder and gather them in the pots. Now head back to the main room and Worship the Ectofuntus. Now talk to any of the Ghost Disciples and he will give you your Ecto-Tokens (currency of the Ghosts). Now you may enter the city: this will cost you 2 Ecto-Tokens. Pay and talk to Velorina (slightly north of the gate -- it's one of the 2 quest symbols in the port).
Necroveus:
Velorina will tell you to talk to Necroveus - who is in the main area of the Ectofuntus. Go to him and talk to him then return to Velorina (pay 2 Ecto-Tokens to get back in the Port). Tell her about what he said. Now she needs an alternative to get free.
The Old Crone's Tea!:
*make your nettle tea now - no milk - bring the milk though.. and other supplies listed above - and items to kill a level 32**
The Old Crone is located East of the Slayer Tower...Between the tower and Fenkenstrain's Castle.
Talk to her - but she'll need some nettle tea. Make her some (or offer the one you made prior to starting the quest) and she will need it in her special cup. So USE the nettle tea with the Cup she gives you. Now offer it to her. Now she wants some milk in it. Use your bucket of milk on the cup of tea and give it to her. Now she will tell you that you need three items [Book of Haricanto, Something to Translate this book, and the Robes of Necroveus].
The Book of Haricanto:
Toy Ship - Beginning the Adventure:
Now talk to her again, and she will give you her son's old toy ship. Repair it [with your needle and silk and knife like I told you to bring earlier :=)]. Now get your dyes (3 of each color to be safe!) and stuff ready.
Ghost Ship!:
Head to the UnDead Farm and then North of that to the Ghost Pirate Ship. Now head up the ladders to the top of the boat where you'll find a mast and can get the Wind Speed. Check the Wind Speed when it is low for the colors of items on the ship. Now dye your ship in the right places with the right colors! When done go to the middle floor of the ship and give the Old Man the boat. Ask if it is his, and tell him about his mother. He will give you a Key. Now open the chest in the room for a piece of the map.
Piece Two of the map:
Now jump to the rocks (across the gangplank) and at the end is a chest - search it for the second piece of the map.
Map Piece Three:
Now go onto the bottom of the ship and search the chests until a Lobster Attacks you; kill it and search the chest again for Map piece #3.
Dragontooth Island in Search of Treasure:
Now leave the Ship and head back to Port Phasmatys and on the docks talk to the Ghost Captain (NE of the bank). Pay him some Ecto-Tokens (NOTE: this price is cheaper if you have the Ring of Charos (a) on!). Once on the island put the map together and read it. Start on the X on the island and follow the directions. Dig with your spade and you will find the book. Return to the Port.
Something to Translate the Book With:
Ak-Haranu:
Now talk to Ak (for short)..the Oriental NPC on the docks and ask him if he has something to translate the book with. He does - but wants an oak longbow signed by Robin, the master Bowman.
Friendly Games of Rune-Draw:
Now talk to Robin, in the pub, and ask him to sign your Oak Longbow. But he doesn't do autographs - but would rather play a game of Rune Draw. Each game costs 25gp (bring extra $$ just incase - like I suggest around 300 gp)
To play, you can Draw a random rune and hope it's not a Death Rune (this makes you lose). But you want Robin to pick a Death Rune. If your score is somewhat higher than his then Hold and let him pick then he may pick a Death Rune.
Signed Oak Longbow:
Once you beat Robin 4 Times ask him to pay up - but he won't so threaten him. Now he'll sign your bow! Bring the bow to Ak. and he will give you a translation book.
Robes of Necroveus
Getting a Petition:
Now talk to the Ghost innkeeper and he will ask you to change Robin's sheets. take the bedsheet then use it on the pool of slime in the Ectofuntus (from where you gathered it in buckets). Go back into the Port --- you must pay the 2 tokens. Now enter the Port and talk to Gravingas. (he is preaching) he will give you a petition to sign.
Getting Signatures:
Now go around and ask for Signatures (some ask for tokens - if you have a lot .. sure do it - if not, skip them.) Note: You can talk to Ghost1 then Ghost2 then talk to Ghost1 again (these are just examples :)) Once your petition is full go to Necroveus and show him it. Unfortuantely he is angry and burns your petition; luckily in his anger he dropped his Bone Key.
Head Upstairs and unlock the door to the coffin next to the bone grinder. Search the coffin for his robes. Bring all the items to the Old Crone and she will then enchant your Amulet of Ghostspeak. Wear it and then return to Necroveus. Command him to FREE the townsfolk and he will do so. Now talk to Velorina to finish the quest!
Reward:
Ectophial - to Teleport to the Ectofuntus where you can recharge it (use the phial with the 'funtus.)
2.4k prayer XP
2 Quest Points
Free Entrance into the Port
top
Required:
Quests: None
Levels: 20 + mining rec., 20 + rec., 33 Magic, 16 Firemaking, 14 Thieving, and 12 Crafting.
Items: Any Log, a tinderbox, a piece of coal, telegrab spell, around 200+ coins, an iron bar, a redberry pie, 3 sapphires (cut), It is wise to stock up on different kinds of ores and bars for the errands at the end. (Also: light weight - around 5kg - )
Boss: None
To start talk to the Boatman, he will bring you to Keldagrim, the Dwarven City, for free! Just don't bump into the wrong person on the way though.
Once at Keldagrim talk to the Commander. Now go over to the East part of the City and talk to the sculptor: Blasidor. He will need: an axe, clothes, and boots
An Axe: Talk to the Sword shop owner, Santiri, and he will give you an axe which you need to use 3 cut sapphires on, now bring it to Thurgo - you may need a redberry pie for him to fix it.
The Clothes: Talk to the Clothes Shop Owner on the East side of the River, Vermundi, and ask her if she could recreate the clothes, but she would need a print of what it looks like.. The Library has a book on this. To get the book you must have less then 5 kg of weight to climb the ladders. Once you have the book give it to her. Now you must fix her sewing machine. Use a log (a log which you can set on fire) and coal on the Sewing machine. Talk to her again then light 'er up. (not Vermundi, the Sewing machine ;) ) Pay 200 gp for the clothes.
The Boots: Talk to Saro: the armour sales man in the SW part of Keldagrim and ask about the boots. He will tell you about Dromund. Dromund will refuse to give up the boots. So you need to steal them. When he is north of the table take the Left boot. Then go outside, out the window, and when he isn't looking telegrab the boot from his table.
Bring the items back to the Sculptor and he will recreate a HeadLess Statue. You must join a trading company - any is fine, There is no Wrong or Right group to join. You just can't join the Red Axe. To join the group you must run errands for the Secretary - he/she will have you collect random ores for about 5+ errands. If you don't like what you get, walk away and talk to him/her again. Once you are done collecting ores, the Director will send you collecting Bars. Once you have joined the group. Talk to the Commander again and watch the cutscene.
In addition to this reward you may now use the Mine Carts to get around to under White wolf mountain and the Dwarf mines in Falador...for a price (it's cheaper with the Ring of Charos(a) )
Free-To-Play Quest
To start: Speak to General Bentnoze or General Wartface to learn about the Armour Dispute.
Requirements:
Levels; None
Quests; None
Items; 2 Goblin Mails, 3 redberries (south of Varrock), 2 woad leaves (talk to the gardener in Falador Park -- over 20gp for 1), 2 onions (garden near Rimmington.) 15 gp.
While talking to the Goblin Generals they'll mention that they will want Orange Armour.
To make this get some Orange Dye -- go to Aggie the Witch in Draynor Village **while at Aggies make some blue dye with 2 Woad Leaves and 5 gp** and make some red dye (3 redberries and 5 gp) and some Yellow Dye (2 onions and 5 gp) - mix the Red Dye with the Yellow for Orange, use this with some Goblin Mail. Give this to either General.
Now the General's want Blue Armour - either you got this earlier, if not return to Aggie and get 2 woad leaves and 5 gp for some Blue Dye- use this with Goblin Mail and give it to either General...Yet they don't like this kind...
Now they want Brown Armour (this is what they are wearing...) So search around the Goblin Camp for some Goblin Mail/Armour and give this to the Generals, they love this.
Reward;
200 Crafting XP
Gold Bar
5 Quest Points
Requirements:
Levels: 20 Crafting, 25 Thieving
Items: Four pieces of soft clay, Papyrus, pickaxe, empty vial, gold, mortar and pestle
Items Rec: Desert Gear, Waterskins, tele to Varrock, chisel, hammer (to get some gems), Duelling Ring
Boss(es): None
Head to the Ruins of Uzer...walk SE in the desert. You will see a golem - talk to it and it will say that is has been damaged. Use your soft clay with him - talk to him again, the again again to learn about the statues and portal. Go downstairs and North, you will see (in the right shelf) that a staute is missing. While down their face the Left (West) Shelf statues towards the left and the Right (East) shelf statues toward the right. Head back up to the Golem
Letter, Notes, Statue:
Pick up the letter next to the crate and read it. Teleport to Varrock and head to the Northern portion of the Digsite, use the letter on Elissa.
After talking to her head to the small DigSite building and search the bookcases for Varmen's Notes. Read them, and then talk to Elissa. Head to the Varrock Museum now. Talk to the Curator, and he won't let you have the statue. Pickpocket him and head upstairs and open the cabinet with the Golem statue. Return to Uzer Ruins and use the statue with the alcove and face it right. Now the portal will open. Enter and, with a hammer and chisel, cut the gems out of the demon's throne. Examine the demon then leave. Exit the portal and head to the NW corner to get a small key. Now head SE and pick a black mushroom, and use your petle and mortar with this to put some black ink inside your vial.
Leave the Ruins and head North to find a Phoenix bird. Pluck a feather, use this with the black ink. Then use your new quill-pen with some papyrus. Now return to the golem and use that key with his head, then place the papyrus into his head. Talk to him.
Reward:
1k Crafting, Thieving XP
1 QP
Access of Magic Carpet rides to Uzer and back to Shanty Pass
Start Location: Talk to King Shareen
Skills: 25 Agility
Quests: None (Recommended is the Tree Gnome Village to use the spirit trees)
Bosses: Glough's Pet (lvl 172)
Other Monsters: Jogres(53), Jungle Spiders(44), Giant Bats(27),
Items: Money (30+ gp) to travel to Ardougne and Karmaja
Starting Out: Talk to King Shareen and he will give you some bark and a translation book. Now head South East of Yanille to a small island (there are jungle spiders here).
Hazelmere and his story: Talk to Hazelmere and decode what he is saying and it turns out that 'A man came to me with the king's seal, I gave the man Daconia Rocks and Daconia Rocks will kill the tree. Go back to King Shareen and tell him your discovery. (You must tell him what Hazelmere said).
Glough: Talk to Glough but he just tells you to leave so go back to the King and talk to him. Go to the top floor of the Grand Tree and speak to Charlie. He will talk to you about Glough.
Glough's Diary: Now go back to Glough's house and search the cupboard to find his diary. Read it. Talk to him again and he will send you to jail. You will be set free by the king. Now talk to Charlie again. The king will tell you to go to the shipyard in Karmaja and he invites you to take the Gnome glider.
The Shipyard: Talk to the glider and go to Karmaja. Go to the gate and the guard will stop you Tell him that the password is 'Ka Lum Min. Now go in and find the forman on the docks. The foreman will tell you to meet him in his office for a small quiz. Answers: Glough's wife isn't with us, his favorite food is Wormhole, His girlfriend is Anita. Go back to the Stronghold (pay Femi 1k to use her cart to get into the Stronghold).
Charlie again: Talk to the King and he will tell you to leave because of everyone being afraid. Go back to Charlie and talk to him. He will tell you about Glough's girlfriend's house west of the swamp. Go to her house and ask for the key. Use the key on Glough's Chest and bring the items to the king.
The Fight. The King will give you four sticks U Z O T Get all that you need to kill the demon - magic, melee weapons, range, prayer (protect from melee) Once ready go back to Glough's house and go upstairs use the sticks on the stones in this order: (NOTE: if you need to: open the trapdoor first then you have 4 more inventory spaces for runes or food etc.)(get these extras at the Grand Tree Bank.)
-T-U-Z-O-
The trap door will open - go down stairs and Glough will summon his pet, a level 172 Black Demon. Kill it and Glough will flee. Go through the tunnels and talk to the King. He will thank you but tell you that the tree is still dieing. Search some nearby roots to find the Daconia Rock. Give it to the king.
Reward:
18,400 att. exp
7,900 agilty exp
2,150 magic exp
Access to the Grand Tree Mine (9 clay, 4 silver, 8 iron, 4 gold, 4 mithril, 3 adamant, 11 coal)
Use of the Gnome Gliders (except to the Feldip Hills)
The Grand Tree Spirt Tree Teleport.
The Great Brain Robbery
The peaceful contemplation of the monks of Harmony Island has been disturbed by such rude interruptions as an invasion of zombie pirates and the theft of their brains! The evil zombie pirates have returned with a new scheme, and it's up to you to try to re-mind these poor priests before the sinister Mi-Gor completes his experiments...
To start: speak to Br. Tranquility on Mos Le'Harmless
RequirARRments:
30 Con., 16 Craft, 50 Prayer
Quests: Cabin Fever, Creature of Fenkenstrain; Saved Pirate Pete during RFD.
Boss: Barrelchest (190) -- no prayer!
Items: Diving Gear, Ring of Charos, 100 Nails, 18 (normal) planks, a hammer, 10 things of fur, a Holy Symbol; You also must own a POH with a workshop
(Items you Should think of bringing would be food, an ectophial, good armour with high def., glory amulet or teleport close to Edgeville)
Sweet Dreams? (or terrible nightmares of zombie pirates?)
Head to Edgeville Monastery and search the bookcase in the left side of the lower building. Now get your Holy Symbol on and return to Br. Tranq. who will telly you back to the island.
*While having full 50 Prayer Points...On the granary again recite your Prayer Book to ward off the sleeping gas. Now Br. Tranquility will want Dr. Fenkenstrain to perform brain surgery on them so that they can get their brains back.